Brilliant IT Crowd Quotes.

The only reason you wouldn't laugh out loud if you watched the IT Crowd is if you:
a) Have a terrible sense of humour.
b) Can't laugh.
c) Can't relate to nerds.

The best of the best IT Crowd quotes:

Moss: I can't go to prison Roy, They'll rape the flip outta me!

Moss: I wanna go back to being weird, that's all I got, that and my sweet style."

Roy: [answers phone] Hello IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? ... OK, well, the button on the side. Is it glowing? ... Yeah, you need to turn it on. Err, the button turns it on. Yeah, you do know how a button works, don't you? No, not on clothes.
[Moss's phone rings. He answers it.]
Moss: Hello IT. Yuhuh. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?
Roy: No, there you go, I just heard it come on. No, that's the music you hear when it comes on. No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry, are you from the past?

Roy: How do you know about this site?
Moss: Oh, I'm a member.
Roy: Really? You do the whole Lonely Hearts thing?
Moss: I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing!

Roy: [singing] We don't need no education.
Moss: Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.

Roy: If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers.
Jen: Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table?
Roy (sarcastically): No, after. OF COURSE BEFORE! Why would I do it after?
Roy: While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area.
Jen: Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did.
Roy: That'll be trouser food.

Jen: OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning?
Moss: Smarties cereal.
Jen: Oh my God. I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal.
Moss: They don't. It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk.

Richmond: You know how suggestible and easily swayed IT people are.
Roy: That's not true
Richmond: Yes, is.
Roy: You're right. Of course is.


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